Monday, April 18, 2005

Blair and Howard up a Tree F.U.C.K.I.N.G

Michael Howard is a Thatcherite demon. We all know that. Everyone remembers the Poll Tax and his other disastrous forays into government policy when Thatcher, that murderous evil witch, gave him job after failed job. Speaking of whom, when the fuck will she die? Christ, her son’s a criminal, her husband’s dead, her best friend Pinochet is a genocidal maniac, she’s reviled the world over…surely it’s time to slit her wrinkled wrists and fuck finally off.

Back to the election…what’s sickening about Labour’s election campaign this time around is that it does not recognise any other parties but the Conservatives. Their whole schtick is to frighten the voters with flashbacks of Howard’s record and the Tories disdain for everything normal people believe in. “The Labour Party: Britain, forward not back” Labour’s tag line for their whole campaign shows this more clearly than anything else. “VOTE FOR US OR THE TORIES WILL GET IN! THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY!”

But here’s the kicker – it makes no difference.

If you like the killing innocent people in illegal wars, detention without trial, fear-mongering, lies, big business before regular people and the environment, nepotism, despotism and fascism – vote Labour.

If you like all those things and you are also a racist isolationist homophobe – vote Conservative.

There are other parties out there, even if the big two don’t recognise them.


9 Mewling Pricks

At 7:10 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

Just a minor point - who the fuck decided the war in Iraq was illegal? Has an authoritative body come forward with such a pronouncement? I don't fucking think so. So save that Student Socialist Worker schtik for someone that gives a fuck. Moron.

 
At 9:40 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Ah go away and suck some more cocks, and wait until yer "authoritative body" tells you what to fucking think, will ya? Fucking automaton cuntspoon.

 
At 9:44 pm, Anonymous Nic Bagshave ejaculated...

I believe the Department of Hate came forward and made the pronouncement.

 
At 10:54 pm, Anonymous Paul Wolfowitz ejaculated...

Um, if Kofi Annan were the head of the UN and had been quoted as saying that the Iraq war was "illegal," of if the old friend of this website, Karol Wotyla, being the pope for the past 26 years, had maybe described the Iraq War as "illegal" and "immoral" possibly Snotty wouldn't be a fucking Student Socialist Worker who really likes cheap turquoise and dream catchers.

 
At 11:39 pm, Anonymous Nic Bagshave ejaculated...

Really, why do you want to argue about this? You got your hate war, these guys got their hate blog. Get over it.

 
At 11:50 pm, Anonymous Pim Gentlewind ejaculated...

Um...

BBC headline, 16 September, 2004:

Iraq war illegal, says Annan

Washington Post headline, March 22, 2003:

Pope says no legal or moral ground for war on Iraq


Heard of Google?

 
At 10:56 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

Oh Christ, I half-expected this to happen when I posted the original thread. Look, motherfuckers, you can't just wander up and fucking decide something's illegal. Even if you're a deceased pope, your opinion on legality don't mean shit. (Nice work on bringing him into it by the way, Wolfy, considering the amount of abuse he's been given elsewhere here.) What I was looking for was a body with authority to make such pronouncements upon the legality of the way. Like, for example, the fucking Attorney General. Google that. Any clever, fucking, smart-arsed ideas now?

 
At 1:32 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Well, I suppose a clever, smart-arsed idea would be to google "attorney general illegal war iraq". Among the 600,000 hits you'll find the following.

http://news.independent.co.uk/low_res/story.jsp?story=632492&host=3&dir=62

It is of course a moot point, given that the people who make the law are the ones who break it. It really is a pathetic argument. Piss off.

 
At 11:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

It seems even the fucking news costs money now. How would I like to pay for some shit story about some war? Fuck off. Really.

 

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