Ridiculous Asshole News
Australian Creationist Hosts Genius Convention
Bishop Wayne Malcolm, leader of the Christian Life City church in Hackney, east London, disputes the scientific evidence for evolution. "There is clearly an absence in the fossil record for intermediate levels of development. If a frog turned into a monkey, shouldn't you have lots of fronkies?"
Well, it’s hard to argue with a quip like that, but I note it’s not a new one.
The Book of Genesis tells us that everything was created by God—nothing "evolved." Every creature was given the ability to reproduce after its own kind as is stated ten times in Genesis. Dogs do not produce cats. Neither do cats and dogs have a common ancestry. Dogs began as dogs and are still dogs. They vary in species from Chihuahuas to Saint Bernards, but you will not find a "dat" or a "cog" (part cat/dog) throughout God’s creation. Frogs don’t reproduce oysters, cows don’t have lambs, and pregnant pigs don’t give birth to rabbits. God made monkeys as monkeys, and man as man.
The Living Waters site features other killer arguments, which are apparently meant to be taken seriously. Like this:
The banana -- the atheist's nightmare
Note that the banana:
1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5. Is perforated on wrapper
6. Bio-degradable wrapper
7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
9. Is pleasing to taste buds
10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
SUPER BONUS RIDICULOUS ASSHOLE UPDATE!
George W Bush gives us the skinny on presidentin':
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best"Great stuff. Anybody wanna shop any more assholes?