Comments on Department of Hate: Thoughts on Animal Welfare

For fuck's sake, McShot, if this is what happens t...

2006-08-17T20:06:00.000Z

For fuck's sake, McShot, if this is what happens to the Department when there's a ceasefire, I'll send a pizza to the IDF.

Unisex shitting. Hmm.Should such a thing ever beco...

2006-08-17T12:32:00.000Z

Unisex shitting. Hmm.

Should such a thing ever become the norm, one of my business ideas goes down the pan. So no, I don't agree.

Well, 01, nobody ever said this was going to be ea...

2006-08-17T08:40:00.000Z

Well, 01, nobody ever said this was going to be easy. We all have to make sacrifices. In fact, I haven't even mentioned that in order for this to be consistentwe have to have unisex shitting.

Admirable, but do you really want to see and smell...

2006-08-17T08:33:00.000Z

Admirable, but do you really want to see and smell my five pints and a chinese takeaway fuelled shit as it drops from my arsehole?

I don't think you do.

'Snotty', have you got me bugged? That was too ac...

2006-08-16T14:15:00.000Z

'Snotty', have you got me bugged? That was too accurate for comfort!

(Actually, as rants go that was a corker which made me laugh out loud. Well done!)

Lar: "I think it's the best idea I've heard today"...

2006-08-16T11:21:00.000Z

Lar: "I think it's the best idea I've heard today"

Really? In that case I'd be interested in hearing the others.

Yes Hugs, I will join you. I think it's the best i...

2006-08-16T11:16:00.000Z

Yes Hugs, I will join you. I think it's the best idea I've heard today.

You know, Duff, there's something comforting about...

2006-08-16T10:42:00.000Z

You know, Duff, there's something comforting about the fact that you are becoming an increasingly repulsive and reactionary asshole with each passing day. I think of you sitting there, the stale urine odours wafting from the old stains in your brown trousers, as you pound the dust from the arm of your chair with your palsied claw in the last throes of a tragic and impotent rage.

After the sobbing subsides, you gather yourself briefly and zimmer over to the keyboard to deposit yet another faded melancholy facsimile of your long passed youthful machismo, now subsumed in liver-spotted folds and incontinence.

It's depressing, or at least it would be if you weren't such a cunt.

Reluctantly, because I am, of course, constantly s...

2006-08-15T21:13:00.000Z

Reluctantly, because I am, of course, constantly seeking my feminine side, I think that if I were forced to watch you and/or 'Snotty' 'straining at the bar', I think I would shoot the pair of you without hesitation, but only, I hasten to add, for aesthetic reasons which makes it alright, doesn't it?