Comments on Department of Hate: A Trip to Work

wow... things are the same across the pond as here...

2008-03-12T21:15:00.000Z

wow... things are the same across the pond as here. people worldwide are jerks.

You can still write.

2008-01-29T00:53:00.000Z

You can still write.

There's not enough hate in the world.Give commuter...

2007-04-25T10:21:00.000Z

There's not enough hate in the world.
Give commuters cattle prods. And video cameras.
That's the next Channel 4 project.
I should know, I'm running it.

Wakey-wakey, 'Snotty', nearly time for you try tha...

2007-02-06T19:52:00.000Z

Wakey-wakey, 'Snotty', nearly time for you try that joined-up writing again. Your audience awaits!

sometimes ... you deserve a hug

2007-01-23T12:21:00.000Z

sometimes ... you deserve a hug

Snotty, if it is gonna take you seven weeks to wri...

2006-12-18T18:49:00.000Z

Snotty, if it is gonna take you seven weeks to write the next post, could you maybe give Duff a heads up now as to what its about? That should be about long enough for him to come up with some really witty comment?

The trouble with David Duff is...

2006-12-16T17:28:00.000Z

The trouble with David Duff is...

No, no, no, 'Snotters' old chap, I know everyone h...

2006-12-14T20:22:00.000Z

No, no, no, 'Snotters' old chap, I know everyone hates a critic but, honestly, your first rant reached the parts other rants don't, it really was 'laugh-out-loud' funny, but this second one, well, 'could do better' sums it up, and as for your pathetic effort over at my place, well really, you let the 'Oirish' side down.

Just take another 6 or 7 weeks off and come back in February refilled with gas.

Oh, by the way, have a good Christmas!

Actually, to be honest, what puts me off posting i...

2006-12-14T12:32:00.000Z

Actually, to be honest, what puts me off posting is knowing that when I do I'll end up having a tedious back and forth with you, "Dave", the most ball-bustingly tedious cunt on the world wide web. It's profoundly depressing, Duff; you really suck the joy right out of blogging with these pitifully predictable retorts of yours. You are a crushing bore and a giant pain in the fucking tits. Now, FUCK OFF I SAID.

Atta' boy, 'Snotty'! Obviously, given your age an...

2006-12-14T12:25:00.000Z

Atta' boy, 'Snotty'! Obviously, given your age and general decrepitude, you need those long interludes you take to build up a head of steam. See you in, shall we say, a month or so?

Hilarious. Does that shit work on your little live...

2006-12-14T12:09:00.000Z

Hilarious. Does that shit work on your little liver-spotted phallus, too? I picture yer Memsahib stoically rubbing it into the wrinkly folds of your deceased johnson like she's warming a piece of blu-tac betwixt her thumb and forefinger, her industrial strength marigolds pulled as high up her arms as possible. Eventually, your putty-soft peen vomits a teaspoon full of stale yellow memory in to the palm of her rubber-wrapped hand, like a baby dribbling the morning's Milupa on a patient mother's shoulder.

Oh dear, as bad as that!Never mind, 'Snotty', a ha...

2006-12-14T11:38:00.000Z

Oh dear, as bad as that!

Never mind, 'Snotty', a haircut, a good bath and some 'splash-it-on-all-over' Clearasil to help with the acne and you won't know yourself.

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/blushingbuyer_co_uk__Clearasil_Range_65.html

Oh fuck off you mouldy old pisshole.

2006-12-13T23:30:00.000Z

Oh fuck off you mouldy old pisshole.

And how did you look?No, on second thoughts, don't...

2006-12-13T10:28:00.000Z

And how did you look?

No, on second thoughts, don't tell me!

If he lost the scarf would he ever wear the traine...

2006-12-12T23:19:00.000Z

If he lost the scarf would he ever wear the trainers again?