Sunday, January 23, 2005

Corporation Speak

English is dead. Corporations have stolen and rebranded it.

He says, “Going forward we should sit down and review the ECDs.”

What the fuck are you talking about? Why can’t you just express yourself in plain English? Say what you think, don’t give me this garbage. You’re trying to make up for your shortcomings by inventing words, don’t talk like they do because you think it makes you smarter. Look at my blank face, you are not communicating with me, I’m rejecting you and your pitiful management drivel.