You Are What I Say
Mean, petty, rodent-faced, fake science peddling, bogus doctorate having, shit prodding, tongue gawking, guilt-trip inducing, shrill voice having, dangerous bullshit spouting, self-promoting, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising, creepy fucking scumbag.
My results are so fantastic - I'm sorry to sound immodest, but it's true - I wanted to take that to the masses. This woman - me - who is completely, brutally, totally honest. People like that. I'm real.
- "Dr" Gillian McKeith "Ph.D"
2 Mewling Pricks
Sure, I'l give you a review, no problem. Here it is:
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS, YOU GREASY FUCKING DICKPUMP.
-Snotty McShot
I fucking hate the fucking Xbox, too.
Maybe she'd like to explain why the fuck people should take health advice from a woman with a FUCKING HUGE HUMP ON HER BACK. It's like if What Not To Wear was hosted by Rocky Dennis.
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