A Word From Our Sponsor
(or "How to Hate, Part 2")
Hello pitiful Earth dicks,
It's your one true God here, with a couple of quick words for all you pussy assholes who didn't appreciate my latest bad-ass natural disaster: SHUT UP YOU FAGS.
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Don't you get it already? Huh? What's that? You don't understand how a loving God could allow such a thing to happen? Oh for My sake. Not that old horseshit again.
Have a look at this fucked up shit right here:
And while I'm at it: 9/11? Your fault. The Holocaust? You again, you bunch of fuckups. Y'all best watch your backs.
Don't make me come down there. Oh, and I love you.