Manifesto Destiny
Seems like every arsehole in the place is writing his own piece of shit manifesto these days, so I made one too.
Sign up in the comments, yiz cunts, otherwise I'll assume that you HATE HORSES.
posted by Snotty McShot @ 8:12 pm
11 Awful Cunts
11 Mewling Pricks
At one end they bite you and at the other they shit on you, so yes, I hate horses!
I'm allergic to the fuckers. But I wouldn't want to eat one, so ok I'll sign up.
Fuck horses man. Fuck 'em right in the ear. Lemurs is where its at. Now thats an animal around which you can really base an effective socio-political insurgent movement in todays postmodern world
The comments here explain better than I ever could why this manifesto is necessary. Now more than ever, the real Left must draw a clear line and isolate the sort of moral equivalence and horse-phobia which ends up with the grotesque spectacle of a Lablour council - a Labour council - scuttling round in taxis handing out redundancy notices.
Orwell would be proud to sign up.
Jesus, tough crowd! This manifesto writing racket is trickier than I thought.
I like me some 'orses. 'Orses are cool. Better than cats'n'dogs, anyway.
They taste pretty good too, so I'm told...
I like horses. I'd like to go back to using them as transportation...
they run on HAY, man, HAY.
WV: ediauh = See? word verification thinks it's a good idea.
I Love horses, braised with a white wine sauce, vegetables andante on the side, nice bottle of wine. Where do I sign up?
I hate horses just as much as the next guy, but what the hell Snotty, get off your arse and back into the game. Or back into blogging.
Jesus. What's the story with all the horse animosity?
Anyway, Lucretius, yer wish is granted. You'll be regretting it pretty soon, no doubt.
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