Friday, February 25, 2005

Godheads - Piss off and die quietly

I seem to have a parasitic infestation of Jesus loving freaks here on the site. Hold on till I scratch them off...

Hey freaks, I'm asking you nicely to leave me alone and get back to bible studies and your childish fantasies of creation. You've been immersed in that shit so long now evolution has passed you by and you have lapsed into irrelevance. You are a circus side-show. Kill yourselves for the good of humanity.

OK, let normal service resume.

13 Mewling Pricks

At 10:15 am, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

Great! A debate about god under the title "disabled barking". That's how I have always felt.

At 1:37 pm, Blogger Mr. Malcontent ejaculated...

God is just an imaginary friend for adults.

At 3:59 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

You can't lump all God loving people into one category. However, saying that, I do not preach fundamentalism or the Creation Theory and I severely criticize anyone who does and does not see Evolution as fact.

I find it hard to believe that there is not an underlying force that started the ball rolling in making something out of nothing. It is the eternal question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? What ignited the Big Bang? Scientists still do not know. And before the Big Bang, what created the primordial soup that was there?

You can't knock someone trying to believe in a higher power. It has been scientifically proven that people who are religious do live longer than people who are not. Religion helps people feel like part of a community and thus live a less stressful life. This can be any type of religion not just Christianity. Religion is good for the heart and soul. Now there will always be fanatics who take it to the extreme, but you can't judge everyone by just a few.

A Biologist and A God Lover

At 4:41 pm, Blogger Sylow_P ejaculated...

I'd like to see the research on your god-lovers live longer claim. Got a citation biologist? Let's see how it holds up to some scientific scrutiny. My parents crammed your level of tripe down my throat for 18 sufferable years. They're the most unhealthy fuckers on the planet. No chance in hell they'll live longer than this non-believer.

At 5:29 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Ah, nothing warms the cockles of my black heart than a good dose of hatin'. Preach on, Brother Sylow!

Anon, there's a honkingly obvious logical flaw in your "chicken-egg" paragraph, like a great big fire-engine red syphilitic boil on the soft, pallid penis of your words. See if you can spot it.

And also, please don't tell me these are the words of a biologist: "And before the Big Bang, what created the primordial soup that was there?"

Really? There was primordial soup before the Big Bang? Where was it?

Man. I don't give a fuck if you are a creationist or not. I'm knocking you specifically, and the rest of the godhead slackjaws in general. Clowns.

At 5:45 pm, Blogger geezer squeezer! ejaculated...

slackjaws!!! i gotta remember that one.

At 11:44 pm, Blogger Mr. Malcontent ejaculated...

I've found the old, lonely, bitter fuckers like me live the longest, The good and righteous seem to always die young.

At 9:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

religious people do not live longer. studies, in denmark i beleive, have shown that the excessive candles used in church services increase carcinogens in the air in church services, so people that regurly attend church actually have an increased risk of developing cancer and therefore having a shorter life. Cant remember the specifics but check out recent back issues of New Scientist and you should find the relevant article.

At 10:01 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Oh, that's just crazy "science" talk! Everyone knows that religious people live forever with the Lord Our Saviour in heaven.

But in the meantime, they may actually be fucked:

Church Air Worse than by Busy Roads.

Thanks for the input, Sane Anonymous Person.

At 1:03 am, Anonymous Blaise Pascal ejaculated...

I like pseudointellectuals. They have better sex! I hate everyone who disagrees with any little thing I say. I'm so goddamn smart. I'm smarter than everyone else in the universe!

At 1:04 am, Anonymous Mother Lover ejaculated...

I'd love to piss off and die, but first I have to acknowledge and completely acquiesce to the greater intelligence of all the most wise and all-knowing atheists of the world. They can see all and know all, because they can truly tell us the world is only material.

At 2:40 am, Anonymous Danelaw ejaculated...

Shoot, all the Danish Christians are going to die of lung disease, and all the snake-handling Baptists in Georgia are going to live forever because the snakes will bite them and give them magic life potion. Plus, most American Protestants rely heavily on electric candles. God must not exist.

At 4:33 pm, Blogger Well Placed Comma ejaculated...

Snotty Mcshot, I agree wholeheartedly with you that Christians are fuck-wits.
Here's four points from their very own Bible to proove this:
Exodus 35:2 - All those that work on the Sabbath should be executed (absolutely hilarious when you consider the original Christian Sabbath was Friday, until about 400AD)
Leviticus 52:10 - The eating of shell-fish is an abomination
[Cannot find reference] - Homosexuality is an abomination
Leviticus 19:19 - Clothes made from two types of thread should be banned.


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