Master of the Universe, Deceased
Today we lay to rest The Holy Father, Ioannes Paulus PP.II, Karol Józef Wojtyła. Third longest reigning Pope ever.
Meanwhile victims of his insane preachings on contraception die slower, poorer, more painful deaths all over Africa leaving their children infected or orphaned. Luckily for them the AIDS virus arrived just when old Karol was getting started.
Mr. Wojtyla’s legacy?
Misogyny and AIDS.
Here lies Karol Józef Wojtyła. He got off easy.
A eulogy from Snotty? Sure, why not.
Fuck you. Fuck you eternally you crazy fucking bastard. Say hi to Hitler.