Friday, April 08, 2005

Master of the Universe, Deceased

Today we lay to rest The Holy Father, Ioannes Paulus PP.II, Karol Józef Wojtyła. Third longest reigning Pope ever.

Meanwhile victims of his insane preachings on contraception die slower, poorer, more painful deaths all over Africa leaving their children infected or orphaned. Luckily for them the AIDS virus arrived just when old Karol was getting started.

Mr. Wojtyla’s legacy?

Misogyny and AIDS.

His epitaph?

Here lies Karol Józef Wojtyła. He got off easy.

A eulogy from Snotty? Sure, why not.

Fuck you. Fuck you eternally you crazy fucking bastard. Say hi to Hitler.

11 Mewling Pricks

At 7:23 pm, Anonymous Fr. Dave Bumper ejaculated...

Who the fuck do you think you are?
It's a good thing that you can only spew forth your own petulant brand of anti-catholic guff to a handful of other idiots with half baked "radical" opinions.
His Holiness John Paul II may have surprised many with his return to the traditional values of the church, but his conservative stance towards contraception was welcomed by many, including my good self.
You may purport to "hate" many things in your futile trudge through this world, Mc Shott, but surely, bareback boning is not one of them?

 
At 12:36 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Hi Father

I'd tell you to fuck off, but you guys are a bit touchy on that subject, right, what with all the celibacy and sexual molestation charges?

Sorry, didn't mean to say "touchy"

For the record. Bar-back boning is great - but "the conversation" is required first. You know what I'm talking about - the conversation. Well, not you Father, but anyone else who's actaully experienced consensual sex with someone over the age of 8 will.

In general: Always wear hats when slippin into puddy tats, as the man says. Or mouths or asses for that matter.

Next week: Chlamydia - Snotty's home-brew solution.

 
At 6:41 pm, Anonymous NAMBLA member ejaculated...

Now, Snotty, let's keep an open mind about Man/Boy love. I mean seriously, some people just have the urge to put their throbbing member into a supple young man's rear. It's only natural. If people are born that way, then how can we criticize them. I mean it's not like you believe that there is a transcendant source of morality from which you could make positive or negative moral judgements? Or do you? If you do, then where do they come from? Are you God? If you are God and someone disagrees with you does that make them God? Personally, I think that human race is a stain on the universe and deserves to go extinct. Therefore, I'm glad that the pope's actions did not help to quell the spread of AIDS and that George Bush is killing thousands of innocent Iraqis. That way we will be extinct sooner, and sweet mother Gaia can heal herself. It's only natural. I better stop judging people, because everything that just happens in the universe is completely good, or completely bad. However, I have no way of knowing, so I'll just guess that things that physically please me must be good. However, then I'll die of lung cancer, diabetes, syphilis, and AIDS. So then, I'll avoid everything that might cause my death and live a joyless existence. Either that, or I'll just kill myself, because really I'm only marking time until death. Prove me wrong hotshot, because morality is faith, and by criticizing something you are making a moral statement. When you make a moral statement you are saying what you believe.

 
At 9:45 am, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Jesus, the leap of logic you just took there was pretty amazing, so rather than debate any of that I’ll just leave it hanging out there, exposed like priestly privates before a frightened child.

I will say only this. I believe the term “hotshot” should be avoided when discussing the anal rape of children.

 
At 6:25 pm, Anonymous Tom Joad ejaculated...

One child's anal rape is another's gentle mentoring into adult sexuality. How do you distinguish between the two? Plato and Socrates certainly saw adolescent boys as the sweet, supple joys of life. Even great Hercules jumped overboard to save his "shield bearer." Much like your own creation of a meaning for hotshot as freshly spewed semen, the meaning of morality is a creation of faith. Either the faith of humans in a physical reality, which they believe is meaningful, or at very least worthwhile, or the faith of humans in something that transcends that reality. Either way, "reason" in a constructed moral universe can only function according to the constructed laws of that universe. Therefore, if you choose to believe that poor people are worth lifting out of poverty, you are taking that step in faith--a faith that the physical universe is a place in which people deserve "fairness" and "health." How is this any rationally different (each given your own assumptions of right and wrong) from the pope suggesting that in this universe, procreation is an ultimate good, and anything that might prohibit that is evil.

 
At 6:30 pm, Anonymous TJ ejaculated...

"One child's anal rape is another's gentle mentoring into adult sexuality. How do you distinguish between the two?"
Or on what grounds do you condemn both?

 
At 3:26 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Firstly, I won't take your name as evidence that this is a joke, I’ll assume it’s your real name. I'll assume that for you it is an unhappy coincidence.

Now, my reply is this:

What is it you are looking to prove? Who are you trying to convince? And what for?

Have I espoused some worldview that warrants debate? Or is it that the subjectivity of this nonsensical pastime of mine is right there in the title. The Department of Hate. Rationality has never come into it.

I do no more than express my views on certain subjects that rile me and seek not one bit to justify myself to anyone. But you have engaged in some kind of lengthy syllogistic fallacy in order to justify paedophilia.

Whatever for? Jesus, man, whatever for?

In answer to your question

How do I distinguish between the two? I don’t, you did.

Again, why?

 
At 12:04 am, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

There is a reason for protestism....and that is becasue the Catholic faith is antiquated bullshit only put in place to make the leaders of the church rich and so that they can feel comfortable about having sex with underage children. there was a vow of celibacy for a reason, and I feel good in the knowlege that by their own fucked-up standards, that those few minutes of man/boy love pleasure, they will burn in hell for all eternity. For fuck sake, Get some perspective

 
At 4:07 am, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

Hey Snotty

What are your views on Charles and Camilla?

 
At 1:41 pm, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Charles and Camilla?

Turns out they're related.

http://landing.ancestry.co.uk/famoustree/strange/charles/tree2.aspx?sourceCode=17004

Which makes it at least in some tiny way interesting. Hadn't given it one second's thought until you brought it up. Thanks for that.

 
At 7:42 pm, Anonymous Tutankhamen ejaculated...

I thought you had to be inbred in order to be a royal? Or is that only in Canada?

 

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