Thursday, August 17, 2006

Good Idea. How 'Bout Some Sort of Armband?

For the love of fuck:

A new Gallup poll finds that many Americans -- what it calls "substantial minorities" -- harbor "negative feelings or prejudices against people of the Muslim faith" in this country.


Almost four in ten, 39%, advocate that Muslims here should carry special I.D.

Hey ho. Welcome to fascism, meatheads!

Of course, there are many out there that would snort with laughter at the idea that our sophisticated industrialized societies (not unlike a certain "advanced political community with a highly trained, tightly disciplined police and civil service bureaucracy" discussed here) could possibly be responsible for such mass hatred. Luckily, these will be the same hysterical fucking halfwits that believe that "The West" is under any serious existential threat from a couple of dozen teenagers armed with some funky shampoo and no fucking passports, so their arguments can be safely disregarded like the racist ballhair they are.

Roy Edroso has some more 39-percenters for you in case you’re not depressed enough yet.

9 Mewling Pricks

At 3:02 am, Blogger lucretius ejaculated...

I think that maybe some sort of crescent shaped patch might be appropriate. It's because they hate freedom. That's why we should make them wear some sort of identifier.

At 7:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous ejaculated...

I think we should make the Republicans wear i.d.

How about a hat with 'asshole' on it, or a target. Mind you, for that, we'd have to give people guns and teach them how to shoot.

I do so love tolerance.

At 9:54 am, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Luc: yeah, that's an idea. I think I would also like to know if my local cornershop is owned by a Muslim too, so maybe we could paint something on the walls. That sounds reasonable enough.

Anon: I love the word "tolerance". The stench of smug superiority positively hums off it. We're so fucking cool, the way we tolerate the unsophisticated swarthy hordes. Man, if somebody told me that their relationship with me was based on their showing tolerance I'd be really fucking touched.

At 9:08 pm, Anonymous David Duff ejaculated...

Sorry, 'Snotty', really I am, for getting "hysterical" but, you see, when the second-in-command of AQ told us all on TV that "a battlefield is open in front of us" and continued, "The war with Israel does not depend on cease-fires ... . It is a Jihad for God's sake and will last until (our) religion prevails...from Spain to Iraq" and finished with, "We will attack everywhere"; I thought he meant it!

Well, I mean, how was I supposed to know it was all an elaborate joke, a sort of sly piece of Arabic humour designed to make fools of us white men? And all that nasty 9/11 business was just a few of the chaps taking the joke a bit too far. Silly me! Anyway, thanks again, 'Snotty', I don't know how I'd manage with out your sound advice, really I don't. No sense of humour those Yanks!

At 7:55 am, Blogger Snotty McShot ejaculated...

Precisely, Duff. Yer a big girl's blouse.

"a sort of sly piece of Arabic humour designed to make fools of us white men"

There you have it, peoples, geo-politics Duff-style: it's the Ay-rabs versus Whitey.

At 9:54 am, Anonymous Adolf ejaculated...

Musing on how best to could solve the 'Muslim problem' by visiting a nuclear holocaust on the swarthy masses (so much easier than rounding them up and putting them in gas ovens) is just hi-lar-i-ous!

In short "Never Again (unless they're Arabs becase I hate those devious bastards)"

At 1:08 pm, Anonymous John Cancer ejaculated...

All this talk of patches, armbands and daubing shop windows is a little hysterical. Who needs a badge, when terrorists' brown faces give them away?

At 3:48 pm, Anonymous Senator Rosenplank ejaculated...

Christ that's worrying. Clearly, the far-right Christian fundamentalists in the US are to blame for whipping up hatred and fear to legitimise at any costs their pursuit of global economic and spiritual hegemony. What foul new/old levels of madness will we have reached if we allow this to happen? I'm telling you that these Christian fundamentalists are dangerous and must be stopped, and it's time for the liberal left to step up and do it. First step, we need to isolate the problem. I propose we make 'em carry some kind of ID or symbol so we can identify them. What think you? How about a fish?

At 10:03 am, Blogger P1P ejaculated...

Kind of gets easier to see how it happened in Germany huh? All it takes is hysteria in the unwashed masses and someone with enough front in the government to offer them a way out and before you know it Muslims are wearing the crescent of islam on their clothes and being forbidden free movement. Next it's rounding them up for their and our protection. Then someone decides to use up all the nerve gas the US doesn't have.

Time to decide whether or not you will be a "good german" or say bollocks to the government.


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